FUNNY Things Eli Says!!! Hehehehehe!!!

Ok I am going to tell you funny things Eli says and stories!!! It will be like well.... here it is....

Chapter 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eli: Hey Madeline!

Me: Yes Eli!!!!!

Eli: Guess what at Menard's, me and dad saw a funny picture in the big men's place!

Me: What?!?!

Eli: I saw a Monkey with a red butt and it was putting butt powder on it!!!

Me: OH MY WORD!!! Are you lying to me!!!

Eli: NO!!!! I am telling the truth the monkey put butt powder on his butt!!!

In the big men's place!!!

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

So I call that story...... The Red Butt Monkey! And I typed the exact same words Eli said. And the way he says them...... his grammar is a little funny.

Chapter 2..... Lola

Ok in this chapter I am going to talk about Lola. And how we got her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2.................

So first of all Lola is a basset Hound!!!! A VERY, VERY,VERY CUTE Basset Hound!!! I am going to make a list of Lola's favorite things to do!!!!!!!!

1. Chew Everything in her path..... mostly she LOVES to eat and run around the house with a sock in her mouth..... : - P

2. She loves laying on the couch......with Dad only.

3. She LOVES playing tug-of-war.

4. She just likes playing with anything really.....

5. She LOVES treats!!!!

6. She LOVES going upstairs!!!

That is the end of my list!!! So now let ME tell you about Lola!! And how we got her!!!

Now the REAL story of Lola Bea.

Ok most of you should know that we used to have cats.....we gave them away...... sadness..... :'- ()

At first well.....it was Dad's idea to get a basset because he ALWAYS wanted one. Before we gave the cats away we tried having Lola AND the cats live together........ it did NOT work out!!! The cats literally were like in a prison upstairs!!! So we got rid of the cats and when we had the cats I was at a real school instead of being home schooled. So Mom and Eli were picking me up and Eli kept saying " Madeline Betty is gone" Betty was one of our cats. And when we got home me, Eli and mom went upstairs and I almost sat on a certain spot on my bed. I almost sat on a lump. My mom was like "NO don't sit right there" I look under the covers and who was there...... Betty!!!! I was so excited!!!! But then we got Lola and the cats were still there, they lived together for a couple weeks. Then we got rid of the cats. So how we got Lola is that she was in a bad home...like people couldn't take care of her. So I am spending the night at my grandma's my dad comes to pick us up and Lola was there with him!!! Dad said he and Mom rescued Lola from the bad place cause she was SOOOOO thin. And that is how we got Lola!!!

Peace Out!!!!

P.S. The next chapter is about what funny things Eli says!!! By the way Eli is my Bro....

Random....

Yeah I know what you'r thinking about the title.....it's weird. I don't know whats up with the title I just want to talk about a bunch of stuff!!! Well........uhhhhh......ummmm.....hmmmm...ok let me tell you whats going on in me life. It's gonna be like a chapter book thing.

Chapter 1.......

Well for the first chapter I will talk about our living room.

So we were well....my mom and dad were on some home living room furniture site.(they were looking for couches) We needed to get a new couch...and I don't know why!!! So well we used to have this REALLY comfy couch and we gave it to my Aunt and Uncle. And now my mom and dad wish they didn't give it to them. :-( So now they were on the furniture site and saw a cool couch.

My brother and dad went to the place were the couch was. Then they sat on it...and said it was awesome. My dad told my mom and they decided to buy it!!! So we sold our other couch on Craigslist. And now we are going to have some dude clean our floors tonight. And we are painting our living room gray. My mom also got SUPER DUPER cute new curtains and we got a flat screen TV!!!!!!! Woo-hoo! Ok I will do chapter 2 on me next post!!!

New Pics and Comments....

Soo you guys and girls said you want more pics. And I got them right here. ( the pics I made) They are up above. The one up there is called "Madeline's Mosaic" and it was the FIRST one I ever made!!!! And here is another one.... A weird looking panda. I think It is Koo-coo looking. OK enough of the crazy pics..... I really want people to comment on my blog because no one except Emma my friend is commenting!!!! Soo please comment!!!!

Hello!!!

Ok on todays post I will post pictures I drew online!!!! So if you like them PLEASE tell me if you want more!!!!! Here they are!!! ( By the way there up above, on the side, or somewhere else) I will post more on the next on the next post. So first I made a weird like British dude!!!! Haha!!! So in the next one its a dot thing that says "HI"

And well thats all the pics!!! Today I am going to my friends house!!! Me and Emma are going to sing and dance till are feet explode or fall off!!!! Thats all folks!!!!

Peace Out!!!!