1. Eli:Last Night
Ok yesterday I went to the eye Doctor and he told me "If your reading for longer than 2 minutes, take your glasses off". So that night I was reading a book.... with my glasses off, so Eli comes up, stares at me, and says " WHOA MADELINE! I didn't know you had'd eyetacts!"
"What?" I say," OOOH you mean contacts. NO the Doctor wants me to read with my glasses off".
"Oh", Eli says. And yes he said had'd..... hehe
Peace Out ON Planet Earth!