Ok, my mom was watching the "Regis and Kelly *Live* Heel-a-thon" I was bored on the X-box so I came to watch it with her... when they were doing the race, a girl fell, and my mom said...
"Oh, a girl died"
My face widens in shock " WHAT" I say staring at her my eye's WIDE open.
"OH! NO, wait, she fell! Sorry she didn't die she fell!" mom says.
That was very hilarious.... and whenever I repeat what she said... she cracks up!
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What else is funny.... sorry folks I got nothing.
P.S. Cheese...
Pepper jack
Monterey Jack
Cheddar
Mozzarella
Cheese...
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
I am a fish...
SWIMMING! It's technically my life. I love to swim. No kidding I do. Seriously. You have to believe me.
So, basically in my nine years of life... I have learned... dog paddle, front float, back float ( I was 6 and wouldn't let my swim teachers teach me... I thought I was gonna drown. And nobody likes the feeling of water up their nose), freestyle, backstroke, dolphin kick ( so awesome and fun), breaststroke, butterfly, sit-dive, kneel- dive,
stand up- dive, and side breathing, oh and streamline, pushing off the wall under water... and that's it... I think.
Um, just so you know I'm in Pre-competitive swim class. It teaches me (the coach's they switch but, my regular coach is a guy named Eathen, then there's Dave he is the head coach of Central Iowa Aquatics... thats where I'm taking lessons... then there is Eathen's brother Eddie) how to prepare for swim meets (competitive stuff).
That's it mainly.
Peace Out!!!
Madeline
So, basically in my nine years of life... I have learned... dog paddle, front float, back float ( I was 6 and wouldn't let my swim teachers teach me... I thought I was gonna drown. And nobody likes the feeling of water up their nose), freestyle, backstroke, dolphin kick ( so awesome and fun), breaststroke, butterfly, sit-dive, kneel- dive,
stand up- dive, and side breathing, oh and streamline, pushing off the wall under water... and that's it... I think.
Um, just so you know I'm in Pre-competitive swim class. It teaches me (the coach's they switch but, my regular coach is a guy named Eathen, then there's Dave he is the head coach of Central Iowa Aquatics... thats where I'm taking lessons... then there is Eathen's brother Eddie) how to prepare for swim meets (competitive stuff).
That's it mainly.
Peace Out!!!
Madeline
Monday, September 20, 2010
Mother and I
Tonight, my amazing... fun to hang with... mother (she prefers "mom") went on a shoe buying /fun date with me.
And in the car...
"Mom this is like a girls night out", said I.
" Not really," said Mom.
( When we get to Target) "Mom! This is like a girls night out", I say.
"No it's not please stop calling it that", mom says.
"Ok", I say.
Hehe... I thought this was funny... so. I got these awesome Smurf pins for my hand bag! SO STINKIN' COOL!
My parents grew up with Smurf's... I imagine 'cause they love them. Yep. Yeah. Um. Why are the movie camera's still rolling!!! 8 - O I said we would be done at 7:25 PM it's 7:31 PM. Oh great... now I'm busted.
Mom and Dad said I had to go to bed at 6:00 pm... NOT 7:32... (if you don't understand its like because I'm still posting on my blog)
Oh and sad news... I was on Whitsend. org and on a podcast Bob blew up himself and Jesse... SERIOUSLY he was trying to make fireworks for something amazing... and it ended in DEATH! Big explosion... I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT THE AIO POD CAST! *CRY CRY CRY* *SNIFF* WAHHH! Don't touch explosions the next time Bob... wait.... NOOO! THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME! there already dead...
And in the car...
"Mom this is like a girls night out", said I.
" Not really," said Mom.
( When we get to Target) "Mom! This is like a girls night out", I say.
"No it's not please stop calling it that", mom says.
"Ok", I say.
Hehe... I thought this was funny... so. I got these awesome Smurf pins for my hand bag! SO STINKIN' COOL!
My parents grew up with Smurf's... I imagine 'cause they love them. Yep. Yeah. Um. Why are the movie camera's still rolling!!! 8 - O I said we would be done at 7:25 PM it's 7:31 PM. Oh great... now I'm busted.
Mom and Dad said I had to go to bed at 6:00 pm... NOT 7:32... (if you don't understand its like because I'm still posting on my blog)
Oh and sad news... I was on Whitsend. org and on a podcast Bob blew up himself and Jesse... SERIOUSLY he was trying to make fireworks for something amazing... and it ended in DEATH! Big explosion... I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT THE AIO POD CAST! *CRY CRY CRY* *SNIFF* WAHHH! Don't touch explosions the next time Bob... wait.... NOOO! THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME! there already dead...
Jusin Beiber... and Miley Cyrus.
Well, Justin Beiber... the 15 year old that sings like a girl... thats how I think he sings. Almost every single girl at my VBS is in love with Justin B. His initials sound like JD as in Juvenile Detention. I don't like his music... 1. He sings about getting kissy kissy "I love you" with random " Cute" girls he doesn't even know! 2. He is WAY WAY to young ( In my opinion) to be singing about that junk! Just like Miley Cyrus he's going down the road of
the "Darkside". Just a FYI, if you didn't know, Miley Cyrus is dating guys WAY older than her, wearing hoochie "I'm so grown up! Little girls love me" clothes, and she is singing with "Oh so bad" stuff in her "Little girl" songs! This is my imitation of Miley Cyrus " Oh, I'm so grown up. Guys love me cause I'm so pretty. I am so awesome". And ta-da! Here is my imitation of (lets see if you can guess) ____________ " Come here pretty lady! Your so beautiful! Gimme some love"... if you don't know it's JB. Hehe... I hope you thought it was funny.
Peace Out!!! Madeline
the "Darkside". Just a FYI, if you didn't know, Miley Cyrus is dating guys WAY older than her, wearing hoochie "I'm so grown up! Little girls love me" clothes, and she is singing with "Oh so bad" stuff in her "Little girl" songs! This is my imitation of Miley Cyrus " Oh, I'm so grown up. Guys love me cause I'm so pretty. I am so awesome". And ta-da! Here is my imitation of (lets see if you can guess) ____________ " Come here pretty lady! Your so beautiful! Gimme some love"... if you don't know it's JB. Hehe... I hope you thought it was funny.
Peace Out!!! Madeline
Ok this Journal thing...
Not working out... I think i'm gonna be a regular blog poster. If that makes you happy. Ok, I'm going to go get a new blog background.
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