Fred!

OHMYWORD! Fred is the funniest dude on the planet! My dad thinks he's a total freak. My mom loves him but gets annoyed after watching a few videos. I LOVE HIM! Eli thinks he is hilarious. He is AWESOME!
I LOVE FRED!

I've been waiting forever!

My mom bought me a book and it's taking forever to get here! ( Its been 4 days) which I think is abnoxious!
I seriously think that it should take only a few hours and "BING" there is you amazing package. She got it from Amazon... I don't exactly know if Amazon is the slowest place to deliver or what! Well... 5 days to deliver might not be the longest time to get a package... but when it's a book I've have been begging to get, my patience meter
isn't 100% full. It drops to like 50% or 65%... something like that.

I need Book.

Funny Stuff...

Ok, my mom was watching the "Regis and Kelly *Live* Heel-a-thon" I was bored on the X-box so I came to watch it with her... when they were doing the race, a girl fell, and my mom said...
                                "Oh, a girl died"
   My face widens in shock " WHAT" I say staring at her my eye's WIDE open.
                 "OH! NO, wait, she fell! Sorry she didn't die she fell!" mom says.
           That was very hilarious.... and whenever I repeat what she said... she cracks up!
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  What else is funny.... sorry folks I got nothing.

P.S. Cheese...
        Pepper jack
        Monterey Jack
         Cheddar
         Mozzarella
         Cheese...

    

I am a fish...

SWIMMING! It's technically my life. I love to swim. No kidding I do. Seriously. You have to believe me.
So, basically in my nine years of life... I have learned... dog paddle, front float, back float ( I was 6 and wouldn't let my swim teachers teach me... I thought I was gonna drown. And nobody likes the feeling of water up their nose), freestyle, backstroke, dolphin kick ( so awesome and fun), breaststroke, butterfly, sit-dive, kneel- dive,
stand up- dive, and side breathing, oh and streamline, pushing off the wall under water... and that's it... I think.
Um, just so you know I'm in Pre-competitive swim class. It teaches me (the coach's they switch but, my regular coach is a guy named Eathen, then there's Dave he is the head coach of Central Iowa Aquatics... thats where I'm taking lessons... then there is Eathen's brother Eddie) how to prepare for swim meets (competitive stuff).
That's it mainly.

Peace Out!!!
Madeline

Mother and I

Tonight, my amazing... fun to hang with... mother (she prefers "mom") went on a shoe buying /fun date with me.
And in the car...
                             "Mom this is like a girls night out", said I.
                            " Not really," said Mom.
                   ( When we get to Target)  "Mom! This is like a girls night out", I say.
                "No it's not please stop calling it that", mom says.
                                "Ok", I say.
Hehe... I thought this was funny... so. I got these awesome Smurf pins for my hand bag! SO STINKIN' COOL!
My parents grew up with Smurf's... I imagine 'cause they love them. Yep. Yeah. Um. Why are the movie camera's still rolling!!!  8 - O I said we would be done at 7:25 PM it's 7:31 PM. Oh great... now I'm busted.
Mom and Dad said I had to go to bed at 6:00 pm... NOT 7:32... (if you don't understand its like because I'm still posting on my blog)

Oh and sad news... I was on Whitsend. org and on a podcast Bob blew up himself and Jesse... SERIOUSLY he was trying to make fireworks for something amazing... and it ended in DEATH! Big explosion... I CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT THE AIO POD CAST! *CRY CRY CRY* *SNIFF* WAHHH! Don't touch explosions the next time Bob...  wait.... NOOO! THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME! there already dead...